I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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