Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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