You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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