Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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