grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Is her dick bigger than yours?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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