the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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