The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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