Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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