i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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