I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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