his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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