at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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