I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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