she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize