she was so not down for the gang bang
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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