Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
We're too hungover to prance.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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