why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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