You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
the day after is always just damage control
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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