Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
no you cant smoke seaweed
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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