He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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