We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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