you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
