I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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