He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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