Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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