She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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