how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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