Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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