Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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