Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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