quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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