Your mouth is God's brothel.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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