I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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