This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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