We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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