Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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