I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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