Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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