May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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