you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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