Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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