is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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