he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I can feel your judgement through the phone
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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