How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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