with your own penis?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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