So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
