well I can't set my house on fire every night
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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