You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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