Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Randomize
