My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Randomize
