i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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