4 words: hood of his car
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
His nipple licking is glorious
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