things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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