they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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